
Mitt Romney will be the Republican nominee for President in 2012. And this in spite of running one of the worst campaigns ever. In fact, his campaign mismanagement thus far is certain to take the crown from the previous winner in this dubious category: John McCain, whose own campaign against Barack Obama was so horribly misguided and riddled with mistakes and errors in judgement that a casual observer from another planet might have suspected the campaign was engineered to lose!
Hahaha. That’s a good one. Two men who’ve wanted to be president for almost their entire adult lives, mounting such hopelessly inept efforts that they never had a chance. Hahahah.
Wait a minute.
There is just enough conspiracist in me to be deeply skeptical about this. John McCain may be old, but he is not stupid, and he did not have stupid people working for him. Mitt Romney may not seem too bright at times, and his workers have certainly made some serious gaffes (“After the convention, it’s like an Etch-a-Sketch”). This is especially surprising given the enormous financial resources at his disposal. He should be able to afford to hire people smart enough to avoid such mistakes, and circumspect enough to keep Mitt from putting his foot in it.
But something has kept that from happening. Something led the McCain campaign to choose Sarah Palin as running mate, and to “suspend his campaign” to return to Washington during the financial crisis. These are not the actions and decisions made by campaigns to win elections. These the actions of madmen, or idiots.
Or else they are the most deviously calculated actions imaginable.
Consider the McCain effort. By the end of the CheneyBush regime, even Republicans realized that this country had been driven into such a deep pit that climbing out of it was going to be a virtually impossible task. The economy was in shambles, our standing on the international stage was dismal, we were pissing billions into two wars that were no longer supported by anyone, the housing market had just collapsed, the auto industry was about to implode. Given the overall situation, any reasonable person would have bet dollars to doughnuts that the next President was guaranteed to be a one-termer. No one, short of a deity, would be able to overcome the mess CheneyBush had created. And anyone who tried would inevitably receive all the blame. The American memory would never remember how we got there, only that we hadn’t gotten out of it yet.
The Republicans didn’t want to win that election. And I maintain that when this election cycle began, and the recession recovery was still foundering, jobless rates still stagnant and no good news in sight, somebody high up in Republicanville decided to let Obama have it for another term. To wait for things to settle down, presuming that the hated objectives of the “socialist, Islamist, un-American” Obama would surely drive the American public into their waiting arms in 2016.
How else to explain that none of the heavy favorites in the GOP camp chose to join the fray: No Chris Christie. No Tim Pawlenty. No Jeb Bush. Instead, the GOP trotted out the biggest succession of loonies and wackos the political arena has seen in recent memory. The obviously incompetent Bachmann, Cain and Perry were sifted out one by one. Leaving here near the end those who could at least construct coherent thoughts: Santorum and Gingrich. Oh. And Ron Paul. That is to say, a religious zealot out of touch with the mainstream, an obese bag of fatally damaged goods and a man nobody listens to. None of them electable.
Yes, Romney will prevail, but then what? The Republican base is wildly blasé about this man, and the religious fundamentalists (necessary for any Republican presidential victory in the modern electoral map) think Mormonism is a cult. How do you turn that into the massive turnout Republicans absolutely require to win?
No, I guess I don’t really believe all this represents a calculated attempt to actually lose the race. But nobody on the GOP is doing anything that looks calculated to win it. In fact, all we can safely say is that their strong suit seems to be miscalculation.
© 2011 Chuck Puckett

But now, the Iraq question has all been settled. We are out of Iraq after almost a decade. And Afghanistan resumes its role as “target of choice”. It’s like we can’t exist properly without someone to fight. Chris Hedges wrote the excellent book, “War Is a Force That Gives Us Meaning” that tries to make sense of this American predisposition to conflict. But Afghanistan? There’s nothing there. Nothing we need, no oil, no minerals. Not even Osama bin Ladn (who’s now dead) nor much of Al Qaeda (which has decamped in favor of places that have lots fewer American troops). It makes you wonder why the British and the Russians ever cared about this godforsaken place. Until you do what most Americans never do, and look at the map.




